I´ll tell you once
I´ll tell you twice
You better wise up Janet Weiss
Your apple pie don´t taste too nice
You better wise up Janet Weiss

I´ve laid the seed
It should be all you need
You´re as sensual as a pencil
Wound up like an E or first string
When we made it did you hear a bell ring?

You got a block
Well take my advice
You better wise up Janet Weiss
The transducer
Will seduce ya
It´s something you´ll get used to
A mental mind-fuck can be nice

Janet: My feet! I can´t move my feet!

Dr Scott: My wheels! My god, I can´t move my wheels!

Brad: It´s almost as if we´re glued to the spot!

Frank: You are, so quake with fear you tiny fools!

Janet: We´re trapped!
Dr Scott: You won´t find earth people quite the easy mark you imagine. This sonic transducer, is I suppose, some kind of audio-vibratory, physio-molecular transport device

Brad: You mean...

Dr Scott: Yes, brad. It´s something we ourselves have been working on for quite some time, but it seems our friend here has found a means of perfecting it. A device which is capable of breaking down solid matter and then projecting it through space, and who knows, perhaps even time itself!

Janet: You mean he´s gonna send us to another planet?

Frank: Planet schmanet Janet
You better wise up Janet Weiss
Build your thighs up
You better wise up

Narrator: And then she cries out
Janet: STOP!