See I reckon you´re about an 8 or a 9,
Maybe even 9 and a half in four beers time.
That blue top shop top you´ve got on is nice,
Bit too much fake tan though - but yeah you score high.

But there´s just one little thing that really really,
Really really annoying me about you you see,
Yeah yeah like I said you are really fit
But my gosh don´t you just know it

{Refrain:}
I´m not trying to pull you
Even though I would like to
I think you are really fit
You´re fit but my gosh don´t you know it

So when I looked at you standing there with your hoard,
I was waiting in the que looking at the board
Wondering whether to have a Burger or chips
Or what the shrapnel in my back pocket could afford
When I noticed out the corner of my eye
Looking toward my direction
Your eyes locked onto my course
I couldnt concentrate on what I wanted to order,
Which cost me my place in the queue I waited for yeah

{au Refrain}

Whoa! Leave it out
Are you smoking something?
Leave it out
Mike just leave it just leave it
We cannot have that behaviour in this establishment
S´not worth it mike, just leave it
Don´t touch me, s´not worth it
Don´t touch me, D, look I´m alright don´t touch me

For a while there I was thinkin - yeah but what if?
Picturin´ myself pullin´ with bare white hot wit
Snarin you as you were standing there opposite
Whether or not you knew it I swear you didn´t tick
And when that bloke in the white behind us lot queuing
Was clockin´ onto you too yeah I had to admit
That yeah yeah you are fit,
And yeah I do want it,
But I stop sharkin´ for a minute to get chips and drinks

{au Refrain}

Oy, just as you started to make your big advance
With the milkshake and that little doughnut in hand
I was like nah, I can´t, even though you look grand
But you look sharp there smilin´ hard suggesting and
Gleaming away with your hearty hearty lookin´ tan
But I admit the next bit was spanner to my plan
You walked towards my path but just brushed right past
And into the arms of that white shirted man

{au Refrain}

Oh what do I give... I´ve got a girlfirend anyway
(Whoa, we´ve all had a drink mate)
We´re all a bit drunk, yeah we´ve had a few fair play
I got this stella I bombed from that last cafe
These nights not even begun, yes yes oh yay

I did fancy you a bit though yeah I must say
I would rather I hadn´t mugged myself on display
But this is just another case of female stopping play
On otherwise a total result of a holiday

{au Refrain}