We´re on our own cousin,
all alone cousin.
Let´s think of a game to play
Now the grownups have all gone away.
You won´t be much fun
being blind deaf and dumb
But I´ve no one to play with today.
D´you know how to play hide and seek?
To find me it would take you a week,
But tied to that chair you won´t go anywhere
There´s a lot I can do with a freak.

How would you feel if I turned on the bath,
Ducked your head under and started to laugh.
What would you do if I shut you outside,
To stand in the rain
and catch cold so you died?

I´m the school bully!
The classroom cheat.
The nastiest playfriend,
You ever could meet.
I´ll stick pins in your fingers
And tread on your feet...

We´re on our own cousin,
all alone cousin.
Let´s think of a game to play
Now the grownups have all gone away.
You won´t be much fun
being blind deaf and dumb
But I´ve no one to play with today.
D´you know how to play hide and seek?
To find me it would take you a week,
But tied to that chair you won´t go anywhere
There´s a lot I can do to a freak.

Maybe a cigarette burn on your arm
Would change your expression to one of alarm,
I´ll drag you around by a lock of your hair
Or give you a push at the top of the stairs...

I´m the school bully!
The classroom cheat.
The nastiest playfriend,
You ever could meet.
I´ll put glass in your dinner
And spikes in your seat...