Draco Malfoy, what´s your problem?
You´re lookin´ kinda mopey and forlorn this morning
Harry Potter, what´s your deal?
Are you having trouble with the feelings that you feel?
Draco Malfoy, what´s your issue?
Do you need a hug or maybe a tissue?
Harry Potter, give us a sign
You can´t commit to Ginny, so what do you have in mind?

Give me three guesses :
Is it Professor McGonagall?
Is it Lavender Brown?

No, it´s Draco and Harry sitting in a tree
S-N-O-G-G-I-N-G
It´s Draco and Harry sitting in a tree
F-A-L-L-I-N-G in love
In love
In love

Draco Malfoy, level with me
You used to be so enthralled with Pansy
Harry Potter, don´t be shy
You got no luck with women, so perhaps you need a guy

There´s nothing wrong with it
No, there´s nothing wrong with it
You can move to Massachusetts
Where it will be

Draco and Harry sitting in a tree
S-N-O-G-G-I-N-G
It´s Draco and Harry sitting in a tree
F-A-L-L-I-N-G in love

There´s nothing wrong with it
No, there´s nothing wrong with it
No, there´s nothing wrong with it

It´s Draco and Harry sitting in a tree
S-N-O-G-G-I-N-G
It´s Draco and Harry sitting in a tree
S-N-O-G-G-I-N-G
It´s Draco and Harry sitting in a tree
S-N-O-G-G-I-N-G
It´s Draco and Harry sitting in a tree
F-A-L-L-I-N-G in love