This is my first wedding and I hope it is my last
Things would be fantastic if me and the bride didn´t have a past
So I stand by the buffet and submerse myself in brie
I´m tactically positioned
Yeah because the bar is near and the champagne´s for free

Oooh oooh ooh ooh

This is my first wedding and I hope it passes quick,
If I´ve got no feelings for her then why is my stomach feeling so sick?
As they dance to their soppy song I pray it isn´t love
Because she´s my heartless bitch that I just can´t seem to get enough of

Oooh oooh ooh ooh

She´s not that beautiful, she´s not that beautiful!
She´ll steal your mind first then your car
she´s not that beautiful, she´s not that beautiful!
Blame it on an evil twist of fate, that she created from the start

Just one more single malt then it´s off to bed for me
My head is spinning round and my legs are break-dancing (HE´S PISSED!)
I only meant to say farewell but I spilt more than my drink
I can´t remember exactly what I said
but I remember being chased up the street!

Oooh oooh ooh ooh

She´s not that beautiful, she´s not that beautiful!
She´ll steal your mind first then your car
She´s not that beautiful, she´s not that beautiful!
Blame it on an evil twist of fate, that she created from the start

She´s not that beautiful, she´s not that beautiful!