Dear Mom
I´m dating an actress
And I´m just writing to let you know
Why I´m so far from home
I followed her to Stella Adler
A method man was what she was after
She must have seen them on TV

She´s my actress model dancer whatever
I´ve been watching you
I´ve been wanting you
Actress model dancer whatever
You´re so over there
You´re so everywhere

I met her over a cigarette
And though I don´t really know her yet
I could see she sees something in me
A thousand bucks won´t pay the rent
And I don´t know where the money´s spent
But it shows Lord cause nothing´s free

She´s my actress model dancer whatever
I´ve been watching you
I´ve been wanting you
Actress model dancer whatever
You´re so over there
You´re so everywhere

She made a promise
she´d never act with me now
But I saw her move her lips
They were reading scripts
She made a promise
she´d never act with me now
And I saw her move her lips
Line please line please

Dear Mom
I´m dating an actress
And I´m just writing to let you know who who
Actress model dancer whatever
I´ve been watching you
I´ve been wanting you
Actress model dancer whatever
You´re so over there
You´re so everywhere
Dear Mom
I´m dating an actress
Dear Mom
I´m dating an actress
Now I´m an actor too