Occident out on the weekend
That´s the way that we relax

English Breakfast tastes like Darjeeling
But she´s too cute to even ask

Blake´s got a new face (Blake´s got a new face)

Nastiness will cause your doom
Turn and walk back to your room

The precedent´s already set now
You spend a week in Old San Juan

Spanish brownstone with chairs of leather
And Spanish waves to roll along

Majesty´s not overheard
Cryptographs can´t stand the word

Oh your collegiate grief has left you dowdy in sweatshirts
Absolute horror!