It began in May, with a train wreck in Virginia;
A boxcar overturned and burst into flame.
A dark cloud formed made of hydrogen dioxide.
A Spotomatic Freeze was born that day.

Woah, woah, Spotomatic Freeze
Woah, woah, Spotomatic Freeze

Then it went South and it covered up Atlanta -
It rained toxic hail there for days.
Then it got smart, and it headed North to Washington;
Brought the whole damn country to its knees.

Woah, woah, Spotomatic Freeze
Woah, woah, Spotomatic Freeze

That´s when the President called We Are Scientists
And we came to save the day.
We couldn´t stop the freeze, so we sent it to Alaska
And as far as we know, it´s still there today.

We all say

Woah, woah, Spotomatic Freeze
Woah, woah, Spotomatic Freeze

Woah, woah, Spotomatic Freeze
Woah, woah, Spotomatic Freeze