I can´t help my feelings, I´ll go out of my mind
These players come to get me ´cause they´d like my behind
I can´t love my business if I can´t get a trick
Down on Santa Monica where tricks are for kids

Oh, come on and kick me
Oh, come on and kick me
Come on and kick me
You´ve got your problems
I´ve got my ass wide
You´ve got your big G´s
I´ve got my hash pipe

I can´t help my boogies they get out of control
I know that you don´t care but I want you to know
The knee-stocking flavor is a favorite treat
Of men that don´t bother with the taste of a teat

Oh, come on and kick me
Oh, come on and kick me
Come on and kick me
You´ve got your problems
I´ve got my ass wide
You´ve got your big G´s
I´ve got my hash pipe
I´ve got my hash pipe

Oh, come on and kick me
Oh, come on and kick me
Come on and kick me
You´ve got your problems
I´ve got my eye swipe
You´ve got your big G´s
I´ve got my hash pipe
I´ve got my hash pipe

I´ve got my hash pipe
I´ve got my hash pipe