When I´m stable long enough
I start to look around for love
See a sweet in floral prints
My mind begins the arrangements
But when I start to feel that pull
Turns out I just pulled myself
She would never go with me
Were I the last girl on earth

I´m dumb, she´s a lesbian
I thought I had found the one
We were good as married in my mind
But married in my mind´s no good
Pink triangle on her sleeve
Let me know the truth
Let me know the truth

Might have smoked a few in my time
But never thought it was a crime
Knew the day would surely come
When I´d chill and settle down
When I think I´ve found a good old-fashioned girl
Then she put me in my place
If everyone´s a little queer
Can´t she be a little straight?

I´m dumb, she´s a lesbian
I thought I had found the one
We were good as married in my mind
But married in my mind´s no good
Pink triangle on her sleeve
Let me know the truth
Let me know the truth
Let me know the truth

I´m dumb, she´s a lesbian
I thought I had found the one
We were good as married in my mind
But married in my mind´s no good
Pink triangle on her sleeve
Let me know the truth
Let me know the truth

I´m dumb, she´s a lesbian
I thought I had found the one
We were good as married in my mind
But married in my mind´s no good
Pink triangle on her sleeve
Let me know the truth
Let me know the truth
Let me know the truth
Let me know the truth