Gump
by Weird Al Yankovic
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Gump sat alone on a bench in the park
"My name is Forrest, " he´d casually remark
Waitin´ for the bus with his hands in his pockets
He just kept sayin´ life is like a box of chocolates
He´s Gump, he´s Gump
What´s in his head?
He´s Gump, he´s Gump, he´s Gump
Is he inbred?
Gump was a big celebrity
He told JFK that he really had to pee
He never feels too dumb because
His mom always told him stupid is as stupid does
He´s Gump, he´s Gump
He´s kinda square
He´s Gump, he´s Gump, he´s Gump
What´s with that hair?
Run... run... run, run, now Forrest
Run... run... run like the wind now
Run... run... run, run, now Forrest
Run... stop!
His buddy Bubba was a shrimp-lovin´ man
His friend with no legs he called Lieutenant Dan
His girlfriend Jenny was kind of a slut
He went to the White House, showed LBJ his butt
He´s Gump, he´s Gump
He´s not too bright
He´s Gump, he´s Gump, he´s Gump
But he´s all right
Is this Gump out of his head?
I think so
Is this Gump really brain dead?
I think so
Did this Gump make lots of bread?
I think so
And that´s all I have to say about that
"My name is Forrest, " he´d casually remark
Waitin´ for the bus with his hands in his pockets
He just kept sayin´ life is like a box of chocolates
He´s Gump, he´s Gump
What´s in his head?
He´s Gump, he´s Gump, he´s Gump
Is he inbred?
Gump was a big celebrity
He told JFK that he really had to pee
He never feels too dumb because
His mom always told him stupid is as stupid does
He´s Gump, he´s Gump
He´s kinda square
He´s Gump, he´s Gump, he´s Gump
What´s with that hair?
Run... run... run, run, now Forrest
Run... run... run like the wind now
Run... run... run, run, now Forrest
Run... stop!
His buddy Bubba was a shrimp-lovin´ man
His friend with no legs he called Lieutenant Dan
His girlfriend Jenny was kind of a slut
He went to the White House, showed LBJ his butt
He´s Gump, he´s Gump
He´s not too bright
He´s Gump, he´s Gump, he´s Gump
But he´s all right
Is this Gump out of his head?
I think so
Is this Gump really brain dead?
I think so
Did this Gump make lots of bread?
I think so
And that´s all I have to say about that