They see me mowin´
My front lawn
I know they´re all thinking
I´m so White N´ nerdy

Think I´m just too white n´ nerdy
Think I´m just too white n´ nerdy
Can´t you see I´m white n´ nerdy
Look at me I´m white n´ nerdy!
I wanna roll with-
The gangsters
But so far they all think
I´m too white n´ nerdy
Think I´m just too white n´ nerdy
Think I´m just too white n´ nerdy
I´m just too white n´ nerdy
Really, really white n´ nerdy

First in my class here at M.I.T.
Got skills, I´m a Champion of DND
MC Escher that´s my favorite MC
Keep your 40
I´ll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin to the contrary
You´ll find they´re quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Steven Hawkings in my library
My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
I got people begging for my top 8 spaces
Yo I know Pi to a thousand places
Ain´t got no grills but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I´m a whiz at minesweeper I can play for days
Once you see my sweet moves you´re gonna stay amazed,
my fingers movin´ so fast I´ll set the place ablaze
There´s no killer app I haven´t run
At Pascal, well, I´m number 1
Do vector calculus just for fun
I ain´t got a gat but I gotta soldering gun
Happy days is my favourite theme song
I can sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
I´ll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I´m fluent in Java Script as well as Klingon
Here´s the part I sing on

They see me roll on, my Segway!
I know in my heart they think I´m
white n´ nerdy!
Think I´m just too white n´ nerdy
Think I´m just too white n´ nerdy
Can´t you see I´m white n´ nerdy
Look at me I´m white n´ nerdy
I´d like to roll with-
The gangsters
Although it´s apparent I´m too
White n´ nerdy
Think I´m just too white n´ nerdy
I´m just too white n´ nerdy
How´d I get so white n´ nerdy?

I´ve been browsing, inspectin´
X-men comics you know I collect ´em
The pens in my pocket
I must protect ´em
my ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
Shopping online for deals on some writable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized Holy Grail really well
I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL
I got a business doing websites
When my friends need some code who do they call?
I do HTML for them all
Even made a homepage for my dog!
Yo! Got myself a fanny pack
they were having a sale down at the GAP
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
POP POP! Hope no one sees me gettin´ freaky!

I´m nerdy in the extreme and whiter than sour creme
I was in AV club and Glee club and even the chess team!
Only question I ever thought was hard
Was do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?
I spend every weekend
at the renaissance fair
I got my name on my under wear!

They see me strollin´
They laughin´
And rollin´ their eyes ´cause
I´m so white n´ nerdy
Just because I´m white n´ nerdy
Just because I´m white n´ nerdy
All because I´m white n´ nerdy
Holy cow I´m white n´ nerdy
I wanna bowl with-
the gangsters
but oh well it´s obvious I´m
white n´ nerdy
Think I´m just too white n´ nerdy
Think I´m just too white n´ nerdy
I´m just too white n´ nerdy
Look at me I´m white n´ nerdy!