She wriggles and she wraggles, she jiggles and she jaggles
You stand and watch her pass by, your line of vision ass-eye
You think that cause she smiles, that you turn all her dials
But you don´t see them later, while in the elevator
You nag her and you swagger, you think you´re gonna shag her
A man about the town-a, get funky, let´s get down-a, machismo and machasma, it turns into miamsa
But you have got no class, no style, no social skills, no comprehension

[Chorus]
I can´t deal with this idiot, yeah I must admit that he´s a punk ass bitch

You open up your mouth-a, amazed at what comes out-a Its just a testimony
That you´re full of bologna, that you´re a stupid shit-ass, a meathead, guido, pass-gas
That you have got no class, no style, no social skills, no comprehension

[Repeat Chorus 2X]

You know you want to spangle, but you can´t seem to angle
One gives you attitude-a, your reason to be rude-a
You think that cause she smiles, that you turn all her dials
But you don´t see them later, while in the elevator
You nag her and you swagger, you think you´re gonna shag her
A man about the town-a, get funky, let´s get down-a, machismo and machasma, it turns into miamsa
You have got no class, no style, no social skills, no comprehension
You open up your mouth-a, amazed at what comes out-a
It´s just a testimony, that you´re full of bologna, that you´re a stupid shit-ass, a meathead, guido, pass gas
But you have got no class, no style, no social skills, no comprehension

[Repeat Chorus 2x]