Parole de My Balls:
Girl, I know you love me
But there was something I forgot to show you.

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Baby girl, you left me. Oh no! We broke up.
It´s been a while since we last spoke, but
I need another chance. Can you give me that?
‘Cause there´s something in my pants that´ll win you back.

I wanna be your man again,
But you left me like I´m Jennifer Aniston.
And I know you said you´d never call,
But girl, you ain´t seen my balls.

You-you-you-you ain´t seen my balls.
(repeat)

My balls are so awesome. Don´t get me started.
They´re so damn big. How big are they?
They´re so big. It´s really obnoxious.
It´s like two ewoks chillin´ in my boxers.
They´re so big. I can´t hold ‘em back.
Even Cartman´s like, man those are fat.
They´re so big. They´re run over your feet.
That´s why when they back up you hear a beep beep.

And how can I be subtle,
when my balls chase Indiana Jones through a tunnel?
And everyone at Disney World keeps telling me
That Epcot Center looks at ‘em with jealousy.
In fact, when you see ‘em on the street they´ll
Fight Godzilla to the death in the sequel.
I´m guessing soon you´ll be hoping I´m back,
‘Cause my balls are so big they´ve got an opening act.

You-you-you-you ain´t seen my balls.
(repeat)

My balls are so epic, and I ain´t boastin´,
but they have an effect on the tides in the ocean.
And when the sun´s right, it might cause
A total solar eclipse of my balls.
‘Cause these things are where it´s happenin´,
and when I whip ‘em out you´ll take me back again.
Should I compare ‘em to a brontosaurus?
No, excuse me I´m on the chorus.

I got what you need.
And you´d said you´d never call,
But girl you ain´t seen these balls.

I wanna be your man again,
But you left me like I´m Jennifer Aniston.
And I know you said you´d never call,
But girl, you ain´t seen my
you ain´t seen my
you ain´t seen my
you ain´t seen my
You-you-you-you ain´t seen my
you ain´t seen my
you ain´t seen my
you ain´t seen my
You-you-you-you ain´t seen my
firl, you ain´t seen my balls

You-you-you-you ain´t seen my balls.
(repeat)

I told you you´d be back.
You must´ve forgot.
You must´ve had Ballzheimer´s.