When you´re driving down the highway at night
And you´re feelin´ that wild turkey´s bite
Don´t give Johnny Walker a ride
Cause Jack Black is right by your side
You might get taken to the jailhouse and find
You´ve been arrested for driving while blind

Now just the other night with nothin´ to do
We broke a case of proof 102
And started itchin´ for that wonderful feel
Of rollin´ in an automobile
You could say we was out of our mind
And let me tell you we were flyin´ while blind

Then they had us up against the wall
Hey it´s only blood grain alcohol
And there ain´t no cause for alarm
We ain´t out to do nobody no harm
How could anyone be so unkind
To arrest a man for drivin´ while blind