Living room, passing time, talking trash, sipping wine,
I need something more substantial.
New deck of playing cards, I don´t like to work this hard,
I think I´ll have to cancel.

I´m running out of time,
I´m about to lose my mind.
I got the six,
gimme your nine.

Slow hand on the clock, I´m sitting here like a rock,
I´m feeling so abnormal.
Pictures in the magazines, all my thoughts are so obscene.
Cover up that centerfold.

I´m running out of time,
I´m about to lose my mind.
I got the six,
gimme your nine.

Look at this, what a pair, she won´t let me touch her there,
she´s so discriminating.
This is weird, it´s time to blow, I just heard the rooster crow.
I guess I´ll have to spank my monkey.

I´m running out of time,
I´m about to lose my mind.
I got the six,
gimme your nine.