It´s easy to say, "No hard feelings"
When you´re talking to a robot.
But gets a little tougher
When she stars to take her mask off.
Stupide Motherf****r
Shoulda never Took my clothes off.

Three, Two, One Blast off

Yeah, she´s an Android.
Got it on a Polaroid.
White Lights in her eyes,
Got me all paranoid.
Straight outta the movies
With some blade-runner sh*t.
Tongue to the battery,
speaking 8-bit, Yeah
Like Atari, but sorry, no buttons.
The onlky game she plays is
lie about something.
That´s the clue to back off before
She takes her makes off.

Three, Two, One Blast off

It´s easy to say, "No hard feelings"
When you´re talking to a robot.
But gets a little tougher
When she stars to take her mask off.
Stupide Motherf****r
Shoulda never Took my clothes off.

Three, Two, One Blast off

I don´t wanna date another robot like all
I ever hear is how she buzz all night.
About you don´t wanna see another robot fight.
And if you never learn to treat a robot right.
All I hear is *bleep-bloop* R2D2.
When you pull the mask off,
Her face is see-through.
Ctrl-Alt-Delete you until
We wipe the past off.

Three, Two, One Blast off

It´s easy to say, "No hard feelings"
When you´re talking to a robot.
But gets a little tougher
When she stars to take her mask off.
Stupide Motherf****r
Shoulda never Took my clothes off.

Three, Two, One Blast off (X2)

Everybody in the place do the robot.
I can see it in your face, do the robot.
If you´ve got metal parts, put your hands up.

Everybody in the place do the robot.
I can see it in your face, do the robot.
If you´re born without a heart, put your hands up.

It´s easy to say, "No hard feelings"
When you´re talking to a robot.
But gets a little tougher
When she stars to take her mask off.
Stupide Motherf****r
Shoulda never Took my clothes off.

Three, Two, One Blast off (x2)

All I ever wanted was for
you to say you loved me.
But somehow that emotion
Got jumbled up in your circuitry.
You left me lying in your bed,
A question on my tongue.
I shoulda known that you were cold.
I shoulda known that you were numb.

I should´ve run,
I should´ve run.
All the things I should´ve done.
I should´ve seen my futur coming,
Saved my soul from gettin spun.
I should´ve never let your
dark eyes tie me in a knot.
But I guess that´s just what happens
When you try to date a robot.(x2)

Guess that´s just
What happens when you...
Try to date a robot.