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In the morningwoke up from sexual pleasures
Looked at her sexual partner
Who acquainted her acquaintance
Five hours ago at a disco
She went lower than lowinto limbo
A thought crossed the mindhera bimbo
She answered noso she had to go...on with the program
Creedenceit seems that I´ve forgotten your name
But it seems that she´s done the same
And now something has happened
Suddenlyshe´s been distracted
By something that has been attracted
She poked and poked and smacked at it
Then she broke down and she scratched it
NowI think you understand
Clinicsaw the doctor flex his biceps
Then he picked up a pair of forceps
Her pretty face showed fright
Right then and thereshe fainted
A really grim picture is painted
The brotha who she acquainted
Was the enemyscary ain´t it?
The pubic enemy

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Old king cole was a merry old soul
Had a lady queenmarried since 18
He protestedthat he was infested
Get lots of love and he couldn´t digest it
All propagandaone big fat lie
Cuz I see the king with my very own eye
Schemed and schemed like a crack fiend king
And poppin up on the teammates scene
And poppin and pimpin on hunnies with moneys
Whole situation to mewas kinda funny
He hold the crown but not the jimmy hat
Now he wears a frown and the jimmy hates that
So the fair maiden in the royal bedroom
Caught the king scratchinso she had to assume
That he got vicked by the enemy´s trick
The thought of cheatin made the maiden so sick
That she screamed and screamedwent on and kept screamin
Threw a pot and his dome was beamin
You could hear him yellin in the motherland
"babybaby please. babyunderstand."
She ignored and walked through the gate
The king is in the kingdom to await his fate...of the enemy
The pubic enemy

Q-tip and red alert:
Propmaster(yeah) please listen to me(what? )
Something lurkin by the jimbrowski
(who? jenny? )
Nonot propulated
A horrible creature that must be penetrated
He gets all into yathen he tries to do ya
You better run fasthe´s gonna pursue the...
(what? yo listen here. propmaster whizno one fears...)
Ohthe caves knowjust thought I´d let ya know
How he lives and how he go
Watch yourself when you´re out on the run
The enemy is missedwe´ll have too much fun
There´s four friends of mine that thought they were bad
And laid up this girlso nowthey´re sad
They scratched and scratched like it was saturday and...

Red alert:
Listen here. this is cool dj red alert
Known as the truethe onlythe very onethe propmaster
There´s only one thing I gotta tell ya
There´s a whole lotta propmasters out there. you know what I mean
Shaheed a propmasterq-tip a propmaster
The jungle brothers a propmasterbdp a propmaster
45 king a propmaster
I won´t tell you nuthin bout the ladiesthey ain´t no propmaster
But you know who´s the main propmaster
Meeeeeeee!!!!!!