Hot wax drippin´
Honey what do you say
I got a brand new record
That I gotta play
She said not now boy
But I did anyway
and I´m ready, so ready
Lip smackin´ paddy wackin´
walkin´ the street
I got a rag top chevy
now I´m back on my feet
I get an EMHO woody
when I sit in the seat
cause I´m ready, so ready

I got a girlfriend with the hoochy-coochy eyes
cause in the pink she look so fine
She got the cracker jack now all I wants the prize
YEAH

I know these hookers down on 42nd street, but
ill-gotten booty´s not my style
I´ll take a rain check ´til I get back on my feet
YEAH

´Cause I´m
Alright
Your momma says I´m
Alright
Your daddy says I´m
Alright
and my old lady says I´m
Alright

Whip crackin´ floozy
way outta control
she got a new kinda jelly
in her jelly roll
I got the right key baby
but the wrong keyhole
and I´m ready, so ready

I´m a red hot pistol
and I´m ready to fight
I´m a 38 special
on a Saturday night
I´m gonna kiss your boo-boo honey
make it alright
´cause I´m ready, so ready

I got a cruiser with a bimbo on the dash
it kinda keeps my ass in line
one little french kiss honey that´s my kinda trash
HONEY

My brand new baby´s lookin f-i-n-e FINE
the sun is shinin´ every day
ain´t got no rubbers now it´s rainin all the time
HONEY

But I´m
Alright
my little sister says I´m
Alright
ohh my brother thinks I´m
Alright
and my old lady know I´m
Alright

I feel like I´m hung up on the line
I´d die for you but we were partners in the crime
Everything about you is so f-i-n-e- FINE
Let´s put our clothes back on
and by the way girl
What´s your name again?

But I´m
Alright
you´re daddy says I´m
Alright
and Tipper thinks I´m
Alright
and Joe Perry says I´m
Alright

Pitched my tent
in the pouring rain
I got a back seat lover
that´s callin´ my name
she gonna blow my cover
she´s hot as a flame
But I´m ready, so ready

I shove my tongue
right between your cheeks
I haven´t made love now
for twenty-five weeks
I hear that your so tight
your lovin´ squeaks
and I´m ready, so ready
YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH