[Refrain] Oh, I love trash!
Anything dirty or dingy or dusty
Anything ragged or rotten or rusty
Yes, I love trash

I have here a sneaker that´s tattered and worn
It´s all full of holes and the laces are torn
A gift from my mother the day I was born
I love it because it´s trash

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I have here some newspaper thirteen months old
I´ve wrapped some fish inside it, it´s smelly and cold
But I wouldn´t trade it for a big pot o´ gold
I love it because it´s trash

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I´ve a clock that won´t work, and an old telephone
A broken umbrella, a rusty trombone
And I am delighted to call them my own
I love them because they´re trash

[Refrain, ending with]...Yes, I love, I love, I love trash