You keep a knockin´ but you can´t come in
The way you love I adore
You always come never know where you been
But a, now I´m here baby to even the score

You´re up, you´re down
You´re always running in place
Triathlon if you please
You´re always beggin´ me for a taste
But ain´t up to snuff if you sneeze

Yak yak yak

Lord you give me the bends
Your head´s in jail
I´ll call out the law
Like The Reason A Dog
Has so many friends
He wags his tail instead of his tongue

Your older sister
She´s a lot like you
She likes to grab my microphone
Now there ain´t too much she won´t do
Especially when we´re all alone

You´re up, you´re down
You´re always runnin´ in place
Triathlon if you please
Her mind´s on rewind and erase
But you might get shot, babe
When you´re shootin´ the breeze

Yak yak yak

Lord you give me the bends
Your heads in jail
I´ll call out the law
That The Reason A Dog
Has so many friends
´Cause he wags his tail instead of his tongue
That The Reason A Dog
Has so many friends
´Cause he wags his tail instead of his tongue
Ooh ooh who who who whoooo
Ooh ooh who who who whoooo

Your older sister
She´s a lot like you
And there ain´t too much that she won´t do
Ooh ooh who who who whooo
Ooh ooh who who who whooo

There´s always something
That you got to say
I lose my mind and then I surely fade away, yeah

A yak yak yak

Lord you give me the bends
You´re heads in jail
Now look what you done

That The Reason A Dog
Has so many friends
´Cause he wags his tail instead of his tongue
That The Reason A Dog
Has so many friends
He wags his tail instead of his tongue
That The Reason A Dog
Has so many friends
´Cause he wags his tail instead of his tongue...arf