Her daddy´s knockin at the bedroom door
Cocked and loaded with a.44
I got one in the hand and two in the bush
I´m in no mans land and it´s a hell of a rush

I got just one wood six holes to play
Things ain´t fair no, on this fairway

What´s eatin´ you is eatin´ me
What´s eatin´ you is eatin´ me
Say you and you and me makes three
What´s eatin´ you is eatin´ me

Yeah right

Mama´s in the kitchen swingin´ a date
With a new milkman and his best friend´s mate oh yeah
The house is rockin´ to the ground
Her daddy ain´t happy no he´s missin´ out

I got just one wood six holes to play
Things ain´t fair no, on this fairway

What´s eatin´ you is eatin´ me
What´s eatin´ you is eatin´ me
Say you and you and me makes three
What´s eatin´ you is eatin´ me

What´s eatin´ you

What´s eatin´ you is eatin´ me
What´s eatin´ you is eatin´ me
Say you and you and me makes three
What´s eatin´ you is eatin´ me

What´s eatin´ you is eatin´ me
What´s eatin´ you is eatin´ me
Say you and you and me makes three
What´s eatin´ you is eatin´ me