I am the biggest hypocrite

I´ve been undeniably jealous

I have been loud and pretentious

I have been utterly threatened

I´ve gotten candy for my self-interest

the sexy treadmill capitalist

heaven forbid I be criticized

heaven forbid I be ignored

I have abused my power forgive me
you mean we actually are all one

one one one one one one one

I´ve been out of reach and separatist

heaven forbid average (whatever average means)

I have compensated for my days

of powerlessness

I have abused my so-called power forgive me

you mean we actually are all one

one one one one one one one

did you just call her amazing?
surely we both can´t be amazing!

and give up my hard earned status

as fabulous freak of nature?

I have abused my power forgive me

you mean we actually are all one

one one one one one one one

always looked good on paper

sounded good in theory