Be an Arab
Be a Jew
Be a boxing
Kangaroo
Beat yourself
All black and blue
I don´t care

Be a bleeder
Be a Cancer
A hemophiliac
Romancer
Be a crippled disco
Dancer
Oooh... What a pair

He´s a model citizen
I think I´ve got them fooled them again
He´s an ultra-sweety guy
And a master of disguise
He´s a model citizen
Just keep believing that my friends
I´m a model citizen

I´m a model citizen
I´m a model citizen
I´m a model citizen
I´m an all American!!!

I´m a hostage
In a city of creeps
They´ve got mercenary guards
That watch me sleep
They´d like to kill me slow
Bury me deep
In the heart of Texas
I´m a martyr
I´m a sadist
I might be the Saviour here to save us
I´m a friend of Sammy Davis, casually

He´s a model citizen
I think I´ve got them fooled again
He´s an ultra-sweety guy
I won´t let down my disguise
He´s a model citizen
Just keep believing that my friends
I´m a model citizen

I´m a model citizen
I´m a model citizen
I´m a model citizen
I´m an all American

I´m a model citizen
I´m a model citizen
I´m a model citizen
I´m an all American