Why you turned out the way you did
That thunderstorm is still crashing in
your cranium
Find that all these funny faces look the same
I know who´s to blame
But I swore I wouldn´t say
Its time that I got moving on
As you´re still burning the dress you wore to
senior prom - Try to forget how you´ve been touched
I loved you so I told you
But it didn´t matter much
And I´m trying to figure out
What you´re all about these days
I don´t have much to say to you
And I´ve been drunker than a skunk
Ever since the day I left you
With your darkest secret safely packed away
Up in my steamer trunk
Why I turned out the way I did
Someone somewhere dropped me on my cranium
I´m sorry can you repeat what you just said
My short term memory is gone
But my long term´s far from dead
I´ve been swearing like a sailor
Ever since the day I left her