Bag of cheetos on my left and a rockstar on my right
I´m meeting my guild in Ironforge tonight
My cell phone is ringing and it´s probably my girl
I let it go to voicemail cause I´ve entered the World

Listen, I don´t wanna nag you but
you´ve gotta stop playing this game
you´ve been walking around as that stupid cow
for the past eleven days

I´m losing my boyfriend to World of Warcraft
He said he loved me and I thought it would last
We used to go out but now I´m just here waiting
He never calls back he is too busy raiding
I hate that stupid game

I don´t have a problem I feel totally fine
but I´ve just gotta kill Onyxia for the hundredth time
My cow might look stupid but he´s an engineer
how could you not love him with all his epic gear

With level 450 cooking
and level 450 fishing

Baby I don´t wanna be a pest
but you haven´t showered in a week
you´ve been running around a made up town
for at least a thousand days

I´m losing my boyfriend to World of Warcraft
He said he loved me and I thought it would last
We used to go out but now I´m just here waiting
He never calls back he is too busy raiding
I hate that stupid game

What happened to you honey
you´ve hit a new low
all the gold you farm in your game
couldn´t buy me a rose
but baby I am telling you
I´ll quit after tonight
after tonight