How d´you do I see you´ve met my faithful handyman
He´s just a little brought down
Cause when you knocked he thought you were the candyman.
Don´t get strung out by the way that I look,
Don´t judge a book by its cover
I´m not much of a girl by the light of day,
But by night I´m one hell of a lover

I´m just a sweet transvestite
From sensational, Transylvania.

Let me, show you around, maybe play you a sound
You look like you´re both pretty groovy
Or if you want something visual whoaa
It´s not too abysmal
We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie.

Will you, got caught with a flat, well, how about that?
Well babies, don´t you panic.
By the light of the night when it all seems alright
I´ll get you a satanic mechanic.

I´m just a Sweet Transvestite
From sensational Transylvania.

Why don´t you stay for the night? (night)
Or maybe a bite? (bite)
I could show you my favourite obsession.
I´ve been making a man with blond hair and a tan
And he´s good for relieving my tension

I´m just a sweet transvestite (sweet transvestite)
From sensational Transylvania.

So come up to the lab
And see what´s on the slab.
I see you shiver with antici-pation!

But maybe the rain isn´t really to blame
So I´ll remove the cause, (laugh)
But not the symptom.