...howdy people. Here´s a little story ´bout an oooole friend
of mine and to all the weak folks out there,
this is hardcore 10-4....

Oh-Oh,

I jumped out of my bed this morning
Then I heard this crunchy sound
From my left leg that was broken
And a note was laying on the ground

Baby I am leaving you this minute
Took the car and the cats and dogs
Got the boots and the rhinestone stetson
Nothing´s left but the note you got, you suck

Freaky friday, things ain´t going my way
Everything is gone, my life is a country song
Freaky friday, go play on the highway
Everything is wrong, what the heck is going on

Oh-Oh,

On my way through cross town traffic
I was hit by a giant truck
I came late to work and got fired
Then suddenly the thunder struck

Baby I am leaving you this minute
Took the car and the cats and dogs
Got the boots and the rhinestone stetson
Nothing´s left but the note you got, you suck

Freaky friday, things ain´t going my way
Everything is gone, my life is a country song
Freaky friday, go play on the highway
Everything is wrong, what the heck is going on

Life´s a country song-hardcore 10-4
What the hell is wrong- yiiii-ha
Life´s a country song-hardcore 10-4
What the hell is going on

....Well folks, thats all for now,
Life is just a god damn country song and that´s a big 10-4...