Brian,
Top marks for not tryin´
So kind of you to bless us with your effortlessness
We´re grateful and so strangely comforted

And I wonder are you puttin´ us under
Cause we can´t take our eyes off the t-shirt and ties combination
Well see you later, innovator

Some want to kiss some want to kick you
There´s not a net you couldn´t slip through
Or at least that´s the impression I get cause you´re smooth and you´re wet
And she´s not aware yet but she´s yours

She´ll be sayin´ use me
Show me the jacuzzi
I imagine that it´s there on a plate
Your rendezvous rate means that you´ll never be frightened to make them wait for a while
I doubt it´s your style not to get what you set out to acquire
The eyes are on fire
You are the unforecasted storm

(Brian)
Calm, collected, and commandin´
(Top marks for not tryin´)
You made the other stories standin´
With your renditions and jokes
Bet there´s hundreds of blokes that have wept cause you´ve stolen their...thunder
Are you puttin´ us under

Cause we can´t take our eyes off the t-shirt and ties combination
Well see you later, innovator