Now then Mardy Bum
I´ve seen your frown
And it´s like looking down the barrel of a gun
And it goes off
And out come all these words
Oh there´s a very pleasant side to you
A side I much prefer

It´s one that laughs and jokes around
Remember cuddles in the kitchen
Yeah, to get things off the ground
And it was up, up and away
Oh, but it´s right hard to remember
That on a day like today when you´re all argumentative
And you´ve got the face on

Well now then Mardy Bum
Oh I´m in trouble again, aren´t I
I thought as much
Cause you turned over there
Pulling that silent disappointment face
The one that I can´t bear

Can´t we laugh and joke around
Remember cuddles in the kitchen
Yeah, to get things off the ground
And it was up, up and away
Oh, but it´s right hard to remember
That on a day like today when you´re all argumentative
And you´ve got the face on

Yeah I´m sorry I was late
But I missed the train
And then the traffic was a state
And I can´t be arsed to carry on in this debate
That reoccurs,oh when you say I don´t care
But of course I do, yeah I clearly do!

So laugh and joke around
Remember cuddles in the kitchen
Yeah, to get things off the ground
And it was up, up and away
Still it´s right hard to remember
That on a day like today when you´re all argumentative
And you´ve got the face on