I love my computer
you make me feel alright
every waking hour
and every lonely night
I love my computer
for all you give to me
predictable errors and no identity
and it´s never been quite so easy
I´ve never been quite so happy
all I need to do is click on you
and we´ll be joined
in the most soul-less way
and we´ll never
ever ruin each other´s day
cuz when I´m through I just click
and you just go away
I love my computer
you´re always in the mood
I get turned on
when I turn on you
I love my computer
you never ask for more
you can be a princess
or you can be my whore
and it´s never been quite so easy
I´ve never been quite so happy
the world outside is so big
but it´s safe in my domain
because to you
I´m just a number
and a clever screen name
all I need to do is click on you
and we´ll be together for eternity
and no one is ever gonna take my love
from me because I´ve got security,
her password and a key