One two three...
Wait wait wait, what´s the first line again?
Help!
Oh yeah.
One two...
Help!
No wait!
Sorry.
One two three four

Help! I need somebody
Help! Not just anybody
Help! You know I need someone
Help!

When I was younger, so much younger than today
I never needed anybody´s help in any way
And now those days are gone, I´m not so self assured
Now I find I´ve changed my mind, I´ve opened up the door

(chorus)
Help me if you can, I´m feeling down
Down down down
And I do appreciate you being ´round
´Round ´round ´round
Help me get my feet back on the ground
Ground ground ground
Won´t you please, please help me

Pete, look, I think I´m a bit toppy.
And I´m a bit bottomy, Pete.

And now my life has changed in oh so many ways
My independence seems to vanish in the haze
But every now and then I feel so insecure
I know that I just need you like I´ve never done before

(chorus)
Help me if you can, I´m feeling down
HELP!
And I do appreciate you being ´round
HELP!
Help me get my feet back on the ground
HELP!
Won´t you please, please help me

They´re gonna take the Bananas off ´ere aren´t they?
Yeah. They´re just doing backing vocals. We´re singing the medley.
Well, we better be. Otherwise there´ll be trouble.
Hm, hm!

When I was younger, so much younger than today
I never needed anybody´s help in any way
And now those days are gone, I´m not so self assured
Now I find I´ve changed my mind, I´ve opened up the door

(chorus)
Help me if you can, I´m feeling down
Down
And I do appreciate you being ´round
´Round
Help me get my feet back on the ground
Ground
Won´t you please, please help me
Help me, help me, Ooh
Oooooooh...
Oh, the Bananas finished too early again.
I know.
That´s it. I´m leaving, forget now Pete.
Oh, that´s in the can Pete, it´s in the can!
You can join their group, then.
It´s in the can, it´s a wrap, it´s a wrap.
Shut up, Kim!