Here is a verse unlike any verse
To a song that you´ve never heard
It deals with the subject that I and the authors agree
Is at best absurd
Love is a bore
Love is a ball game without a score
Love is a sail boat without a sail
The lock on the candy store
Asparagus without the hollandaise
Plus all the petty laughs
In Tennesse Williams´ plays
I used to love it but now it´s a drag
Love is a flag pole without a flag
Love is the mailman without the mail
A comic without a gag
A soap-opera plot and lots lots more
But mainly I mean love is a bore

It´s I´ll-call-you-tomorrow
It´s a phone that never rings
It´s a sack full of sorrow
Or a ride on angel´s wings
So just remember the next time you saw
Love is an exit without a door
But if you´re in love you´ll ignore
All the things that I´ve said here before

And you´ll pray that your love
Whatever he does
Will come back and be
The bore that he was
Before!