I know what you´re thinking

What´s Barney been drinking?
That girl was smoking hot

Yes I coulda nailed her
But no it´s not a failure
‘Cuz there´s one thing she is not

To score a ten would be just fine
But I´d rather be dressed to the nines
It´s a truth you can´t refute
Nothing suits me like a suit

Picture a world where all the girls and boys
Are impeccably well dressed
That delivery guy in the jacket and tie
That puppy in the double-breast

That ´80s dude in mutton chops
That baby with a lollipop
That lady cop who´s kinda cute
Nothing suits ‘em like a suit

Wingman I can wear (suits)
They´re oh so debonair (suits)
The perfect way to snare
a girl with daddy issues (suits)

In navy blue or black
Check out this perfect rack
I want to give them a squeeze

Oh really? Then answer these questions
If you please

What would you do if you had to choose
Between your suits and a pot of gold? Suits.

What would you say
If you gave your suits away
In return you´d never grow old? Suits.

What would you pick
One million chicks
Or a single three-piece suit? It´s moot.

What if world peace
Were within your reach … Abbadabada I´m gonna stop you right there. It´s suits. Come on, Lily. Get your head outta your ass.

Two! Three! Four!

Girls will go and girls will come
But there´s only one absolute
Every bro on the go needs to know
That there´s no accepted substitute

I´m sorry suits, let´s make amends
My Sunday best are my best friends
Send casual Friday down the laundry chute

‘Cuz nothing suits the undisputed oft-saluted suitor of repute
Like a
Wait for it …

Suit!