I´m a psycho pale germaphobe
Don´t, don´t, don´t, don´t touch me!
The sun is burning me!

I can´t stand sunlight
It´s been ten years since I´ve been outside
You can take a pic but don´t come near me!

My skin is translucent
I look like a Skrillex mutant

Get this vampire away from me!

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

I don´t need your judgement
The guy from Nickelback is my husband
I get enough shit already!

Your husband´s music sucks!

I used to be punk rock
But now I´m trying to act J-Pop
My career´s dead, someone help me!

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

This video´s so bad
The lyrics are so sad
That Hello Kitty has banned me

I am so immature
Dressed up like I am four
Am I rocker or anime?
I am so c-c-confused!

You stole my haircut and skin tone!
And my Dubstep style, you ho!
This song is a horrible joke!
These lyrics fit on a post-it note!

This vid is so racist
Made my dancers look cloned and brainless
Cause they all look alike to me!

Is this bitch serious?!

Paid them tons of money to stereotype their country
We bring dishonor to family

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

Calm down Mrs Lavigne!
I don´t carry disease
You look extremely sickly

Someone kill this guy dead!
He has just touched my forehead!
Get me disinfected right now, please!

I-I-I I can´t breathe!

Why are you moving like a cartoon?!

Because that´s what Japanese girls do
They all clap their hands and sound like this

Get out of here you damn racist!

Avril, you must stop this!
Everybody hates it!
Even more than they despise Nickelback!
I think we were way off
Dubstep J-pop´s not hot
The way back to the top is rap
Gre-gre-gre-great idea!

Avil on the track, ho!
Fried chicken
Fried chicken
Fried chicken, so finger lickin´!
Fried chicken
Fried chicken
Fried chicken, so finger lickin´!

Fried chicken
Fried chicken
Fried chicken, so finger lickin´!