Dark horse parody
par Bart Baker
lyricscopy.com
Yeah! You´ll know what it is! Katy Perry, Juicy J. Uh huh! Let´s rage!
I´ve just broken up
With an enormous douchebag
And now it is
Audition time for my next man
But I
Have one request to be with me
Treat me shittely
Then cheat on me
You were my darling flower
You should go take a shower!
My finger might just be the only
Thing that I can please
Katy Perry
Take me back I brought you a gift!
Panties from the girl who lives next door
Are those Victoria´s Secret?
I only wear Gucci, Prada or Dior!
That is what you get, you cheap prick!
(Hey!)
This video´s offensive (Hey! Hey!)
To Muslims and Egyptians (Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!)
Put my makeup back!
(Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!)
Let´s lez out!
Oh no, not again Miley!
We made out!
That´s because your mouth raped me!
I brought you a jar of all my STD´s
You´re sickening!
If you want a date a cheater
I could show you just how blurred my lines are
Get out here you old creeper!
Marry me again, I´m the worst by far!
I´m not interested, so sorry! (Hey!)
Please, don´t zap us with your boobies! (Hey!)
I´m getting bored, this song needs (Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!)
Someone who is back
Uh, guess that´s me
The name´s Juicy J
I sold my ass out
For Katy Perry
Dark Horse is the name of this wacko beat
But there ain´t a single horse
And the only dark thing is me
Why the hell is this theme Egyptian? (Egyptian!)
Katy, check out your brain
I think it´s missing!
All these blue guys and bitches with cat heads
Who wrote this? Were they trippin?
I think that I was drugged
Why else would I agree to do this?
I used to be straight hood
But now, I´m making pop garbage
Every video I do this!
I have to stand up above all the rest
It´s time to use my enormous tits
To escape this horrible green screen set
There is nobody!
Nobody! (NOBODY!)
That´s good enough for Katy (FOR KATY!)
So screw you all!
Peace out dudes! (Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!)
I don´t think so bitch!
I´ve just broken up
With an enormous douchebag
And now it is
Audition time for my next man
But I
Have one request to be with me
Treat me shittely
Then cheat on me
You were my darling flower
You should go take a shower!
My finger might just be the only
Thing that I can please
Katy Perry
Take me back I brought you a gift!
Panties from the girl who lives next door
Are those Victoria´s Secret?
I only wear Gucci, Prada or Dior!
That is what you get, you cheap prick!
(Hey!)
This video´s offensive (Hey! Hey!)
To Muslims and Egyptians (Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!)
Put my makeup back!
(Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!)
Let´s lez out!
Oh no, not again Miley!
We made out!
That´s because your mouth raped me!
I brought you a jar of all my STD´s
You´re sickening!
If you want a date a cheater
I could show you just how blurred my lines are
Get out here you old creeper!
Marry me again, I´m the worst by far!
I´m not interested, so sorry! (Hey!)
Please, don´t zap us with your boobies! (Hey!)
I´m getting bored, this song needs (Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!)
Someone who is back
Uh, guess that´s me
The name´s Juicy J
I sold my ass out
For Katy Perry
Dark Horse is the name of this wacko beat
But there ain´t a single horse
And the only dark thing is me
Why the hell is this theme Egyptian? (Egyptian!)
Katy, check out your brain
I think it´s missing!
All these blue guys and bitches with cat heads
Who wrote this? Were they trippin?
I think that I was drugged
Why else would I agree to do this?
I used to be straight hood
But now, I´m making pop garbage
Every video I do this!
I have to stand up above all the rest
It´s time to use my enormous tits
To escape this horrible green screen set
There is nobody!
Nobody! (NOBODY!)
That´s good enough for Katy (FOR KATY!)
So screw you all!
Peace out dudes! (Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!)
I don´t think so bitch!