I look like I took way too much Xanax
I have pubic hair on my head
I´m so boring
But I act like this on purpose
So rebellious teens
Can relate to me

And even though this song is
A huge hit and had great potential
I made a vid that is painfully dull
I don´t care!
You can´t tell but I´ve just shat my jeans
And now I´m gonna list the
Stuff that I think all rich black people love
Gold teeth, crystal and going to the club

Aw hell no!
You might as well say, fried chicken also!

Yes, my lyrics seem racist (racist)!
But I don´t give a fuck!
Hip-Hop culture totally sucks
Guys, stop beating each other up!

But this vid is so awful (awful)!
And we live in poverty!
Please just kill me!
No me!
No me!
No me!

Calm down guys, watch some TV!

Seriously!
We don´t have fuckin´ cable!

All of my animals are dead
They killed themselves because I am
A zombie
And everyone who says I´m racist
I swear that I´m not!

I just live with skinheads
And now, I´m gonna say more
About luxurious stuff I hate
Running water, ass hygiene and first aid
I don´t care!
I´m not getting tetanus in my dreams
Even though this song is the
Hit number one and I have tons of cash
I would rather pretend I need food stamps

You fake bitch!
How, how the hell am I supposed to eat?!

All rich people can suck it (suck it)!
I am such a hypocrite
Even though now I am loaded
I´m gonna act impoverished
Play this shit on repeat (repeat)!
If you want to hate me
And maybe you´ll see (you´ll see, you´ll see, you´ll see)!
How terrible I can be