Her name´s Miley, she started on Disney
Used to be so innocent and so sweet
But now all she wants to do is party
Put in fake golden teeth
and act really trashy

This song is to let everybody know
I´m totally out of control
And to try to pick up more black fans
By acting ratchet and shaking my ass

Tweeting skanky pics everyday
Check out my vah-jay-jay
And I´m gonna twerk all night
All I need´s my crack pipe
All right!

So la da di da di

Who has some molly?
Give it to Miley
Because I really love drugs

(Miley´s so cool!
Let´s do drugs us too!)

I am desperate
For attention
That is why I made this video
Acting like a classless sex crazed
Oh!
I was country
Now I´m slutty
If it wasn´t for my daddy
I´d be flipping burgers at Wendy´s
Yeah, Yeah!

Her name´s Miley and she had a haircut
Now she looks like Ellen DeGeneres
She´s having an identity crisis
Hannah Montana must have really
Messed her up

With my homegirls
Shaking my fat ass

(We are not your homegirls
And your ass is flat!
I mean, come on!
You a rich white chick
This whole urban act is obnoxious and racist)

This is Liam my fiancé

(Honey, please stop acting like a drunk skank!)

I´m so high and horny
Gonna make out with a barbie

So la da di da di dum

I stick out my tongue
More than anyone
Because I think it
Looks hot!

(No does it not!
God damn it! Stop!)

This is softcore
Internet porn

Shut up Liam and pour me more wine!

Who the hell invited Amanda Bynes?!

You´re all ugly!
Compared to me
Especially Miley and Drake!

At least I´m not a bipolar Twitter whore fake!

(You skank!)

Oh Amanda has just tackled Miley!
Now those crazy bitches are wrestling
This is one extremely messed up party
Oh shit!
Miley´s just ripped out Amanda´s piercings!
God, please help us now!
They both are twerkin´
And both of their mouths have
Just started foamin´
It looks like they did way too much heroin
I am done narratin´!
This is too disgustin´!