Putting Songs Together Ain´t No Puzzle Like Yahtzee
Sending This Out To K-Rob And Rahmalzee
Let Me Introduce Myself On This Cut
I´m Ad Rock, I´m Lit Like A Motherfuck
Well, I´m Brewing Up Rhymes Like I Was Using A Still
I´ve Got An Old School Flow Like Mike McGill
´Cause Yauch´s On The Upright, The Shit Just Ain´t Funny
Got Fat Bass Lines Like Russel Simmons Steals Money
Got Clientele, You Know I Rock Well
And Then You´re On My Dick Because I´m D.F.L.
Yeah, Mike ´Cause Playing The Bass Is My Favorite Shit
I Might Be A Hack On The Stand Up But I´m Working At It
I Get My Hair Cut Correct Like Anthony Mason
Then I Ride The I.R.T. Right Up To Penn Station
Penn Station Up On 8th Ave.
Listen All Y´all You get The Ball Bath
He´s Got The Savior Faire Because He´s Debonair
Mike D With The Vinyl With The Grooves So Rare
And The Rhymes That We´re Are Doo Doo

Been Makin´ With The Freak Freak, So Unique
Been Learning From The Elders Now It´s Time To Speak
Oh That Shit Sounds Nice
Mike D Come On And Get It On Y´all
Talking Shit About A Mile A Minute
Put The Wax On The Table And Let The D.J. Spin It
Excuse Me Motherfuckers, Can I Beg Your Pardon
I´m Gonna See The Knicks At Madison Square Garden
And Like The Knicks I Got Game Like I Worked At Hasbro
On The Mic I Bug, Like I Was Prince Jazzbo
The Rhymes Are Stupid To Make You Go Coo-Coo
You Can´t Sleep ´Cause You´re Little Cindy Loo Hoo
Down With The Hurra Since The Raising Hell Tour
Just Listen To His Cuts There´s No Reason To Tell More
Cyndy What I Didn´t Catch The Last One
That Shit Sounded Kinda Nice, But Bust A Fast One
Well I´m Not Known For My Speed Raps
So Grab The Microphone And Cut Out The Claps
Ah Yea, I Like That Shit Is Kind Of Rough
I´ll Grab The Microphone And Fuck It Up

I Might Seem Out There, A Little Deranged
I´ve Got To Cool Off, Catch Me On The Driving Range
Well I´m The Ladies´ Choise Like I Was J.J. Evans
Legalize The Weed And I´ll Say Thank Heavens
I´m Talking P.G.A. Pro Tour 2
I´m Doctor Beppers In My T.V., In My Golfing Shoes
Pass Me An Iron And I´ll Bust A Chip Shot
Then You Throw Me Off The Green Because I´m Strictly Hip-Hop
I´ll Grab The Tee, I´ll Tee Off
I´ll Grab The Golf Clubs And I´m Off, I´m Audi- So Check Me
I´ve Got The Timbos On My Toes When I´m Not On The Green
I´ve Got The Costom Made Boots With The Spikey Things
I´m Working On My Driving ´Cause I´m Going Pro
I´ve Got The Funky Fly Golf Gear From Head To Toe
Yea, The B-Boys Makin´ With The Freak Freak
Mario´s Nagging Nonni´s About The Pesto Pizza
And Then He´s On A Mission And He´s Checking For Peacha