Now I chill real ill when I start to chill
When I fill my pockets with a knot of dollar bills
Sipping pints of ale out the window sill
When I get my fill I´m chilly chill
Now I just got home because I´m out on bail
What´s the time? - it´s time to buy ale
Peter eater - parking meter all of the time
If I run out of ale - it´s Thunderbird wine
Miller drinking - chicken eating - dress so fly
I got friends in high places that are keeping me high
Dow with Mike D. and it ain´t no hassle
Got the ladies of the eighties from here to White Castle

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M.C. - Adam Yauch in the place to be
And all the girls are on me cause I´m down with Mike D.
I´m down with Mike D. and it ain´t no baloney
For real, not phony - "O.E." and Rice-a-Roni
I come out at night ´cause I sleep all day
And I´m the King Adrock and he´s M.C.A.
Well I´m cruising, I´m bruising - I´m never ever losing
I´m in my car - I´m going far and dust is what I´m using
Around the way is where I´m from
And I´m from Manhattan and I´m not a bum
Because you´re pud-slapping, ball-flapping - got that juice
My name´s Mike D. and I can do that Jerry Lewis

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Hip-hop, body rockin´ - doing the do
Beer drinking, breath stinking, sniffing glue
Belly flipping, always illing, busting caps
My name´s Mike D. and I write my own snaps
I´m a peep-show seeking on the forty-deuce
I´m a killer at large and I´m on the loose
Pistol packing, Monkey drinking, no money bum
I come from Brooklyn ´cause that´s where I´m from
Cheap-skate, perpetrating - money hungry jerk
Everyday I drink a "O.E." and I don´t go to work
You drippy nose knuckle-head - you´re we behind the ears
You like men - and we like beer.

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King of the Ave. with the Def female
You´re rhyming and stealin´ with the freshest ale
Cooling at the crib watching my TV
Ed Norton - Ted Knight - and Mr. Ed
Pump it up homeboy - just don´t stop
Chef Boy-ar-dee cooling on the pot
I take no slack cause I got the knack
And I´m never dusting out cause I torch that crack
The King Adrock - that is my name
And you´re drinking Moet - we got the champagne
A quarter dropping - going shopping buying wigs
Surgeon general cut professor - D.J. Thigs

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