Dear Alex and Marilyn
They´re Lovey and Thurston howellin
The grasshopper unit is prowellin
And Rufus is back home growellin
For all of y´all that are dozin
On Hornblower´s lederhosen
Like Walt Disney he´ll be frozen
And then the Swiss Hall of Fame he goes in
Cause when he´s out in space carousin
Pick up my mic and start joustin
His name plate medallion
Says never trust a hal 9000

Check the horizontal hold and check the tint
Are these three fools back at it again
Inspector Clouseau and Derek Flint
Nothin but sparks ignitin´
Check two one two mic testin
This one goes out to Dechen
Rise fallen fighters take your stance again
Don´t think too much about the color of skin
Order in vegetarian sharks fin
Try to keep my life non violent
Rewind the tape and punch me in
Like Chuck D with the where you never been I´m in

I´m a long way from where I´ve been but I gotta keep movin´

Ooh my my I´m really not feeling it
Ooh my my something´s really wrong
The p.a. sound is deafenin
Bitin MCs I´m oustinin
With spinach in your teeth you´re grinnin
So on your way out please take a mint
Got the studio to throw a craze in
The basslines Yauch just lays in
This song is the grass you´re grazin
Add a little flange and phase in
Don´t get mad ´cause I´m beguilin
I´m off the hook so don´t bother dialin
They´re gonna put me in the b.i.n.
And if I die notify the next of kin

It´s like that y´all