Look at me I´m Sandra Dee,
Lousy with virginity.
Won´t go to bed till i´m legally wed,
I can´t! I´m Sandra Dee!

Watch it, hey I´m Doris Day
I was not brought up that way.
Won´t come across, even
Rock Hudson lost
His heart to Doris Day.

I dont drink (no!)
Or swear (oh!)
I dont wrap my hair (ew!)
I get ill from one cigarette (cof, cof, cof)
Keep your filthy paws
Off my silky drawers!
Would you pull that crap with Annette?

As for you Troy Donahue
I know what you wanna do,
You´ve got your crust I´m no object of lust.

I´m just plain Sandra Dee.

Elvis! Elvis let me be!
Keep that pelvis far from me!
Just keep your cool,
Now your starting to drool.
Hey fongool, I´m Sandra Dee.