Crossed the street naked at night
Bent over to show some moonlight
Pulled out some beer and gulped it down
Nude in a gutter is how I was found
Thrown in a police car and the door slammed
No noise just silence as I screamed my dick was jammed
Now in prison for one month no one to see
All I got is this guy benjamin dover

Don´t like hesh-dont like rap-kicked
ol´ sally cause she´s fat-I´m a
jerk I´m a punk took a shower cause
i stunk-smoke a bong killed a
cat-had my nuts attacked by rats
dad got dude-I wore a thong-for a hobby
I make bombs

Went to a farm to tip some cows
Forgot that I left my pants down
Bent over to pick them up
Felt a twelve guage next to my!@#$%^
The farmer took me to his house
Showed me the closet from the inside out
The police came and took me away
Saw ben dover again and he´s still gay

Don´t like hesh-dont like rap-kicked
ol´ sally cause she´s fat-I´m a
jerk I´m a punk took a shower cause
i stunk-smoke a bong killed a
cat-had my nuts attacked by rats
dad got dude-I wore a thong-for a hobby
I make bombs