It´s christmas eve and I´ve only wrapped two fuckin´ presents
It`s christmas eve and I´ve only wrapped two fuckin´ presents
And I hate, hate, hate your guts,
I hate, hate, hate your guts,
And I´ll never talk to you again,
unless your dad will suck me off
I´ll never talk to you again
unless your mom will touch my cock
I´ll never talk to you again
ejaculate into a sock
I´ll never talk to you again,
I´ll never talk to you again

It´s Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckin´ hot dogs
It`s Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckin´ hot dogs
and he shit shit shits his pants.
He´s alway´s fuckin´ shittin his pants
And I´ll never talk to you again
unless your dad will suck me off
I´ll never talk to you again
unless your mom will touch my cock
I´ll never talk to you again
ejaculate into a sock
I´ll never talk to you again,
I´ll never talk to you again