You came twice last year like a Sears catalog,
Cause your last boyfriend makes love like Boss Hogg,
Well now you´re seeing me but soon I´ll have you seeing God,
Cause girl I´ll get you panting like you´re Pavlov´s dog,
Like a DC-10: guaranteed to go down,
But baby your black box is the one that I found,
I´ll give you the gift that keeps on givin´ it won´t cost you any money,
Then she grabbed me by the ears and said kiss me where it smells funny.

So down I go like I´m 2000 Flushes,
I can tell I´m doing something right by the way that she blushes,
She´s one that´s speechless, I´m the one that´s tongue tied,
She´s thinking holy mackerel I´m thinking tuna on the side,
There must be something wrong with Al Pacino´s nose,
Cause the scent of a woman is like rotten tomatoes,
Yeah I´m snorkeling for clams and it doesn´t matter if I wanna be,
Don´t come up for air until you kiss me where it smells funny.

Drop my face below her waist and stay on third base,
I can tell that the cherry´s ripe by the way it tastes,
Yeah I could make a lot of wine with the yeast I find inside her panties,
And then drink it while eating out down at the Seafood Shanty!
Drop my face below her waist and stay on third base,
I can tell that the cherry´s ripe by the way it tastes,
Yeah I could make a lot of wine with the yeast I find inside her panties,
And then drink it while eating out down at the Seafood Shanty!