Yeah well I sing like an amputee though
Why?
Cause can´t hold a note can´t cary a tune...

Knock knock, Mister Rogers, it´s mister Mcfeelie,
I´ve brought you a letter, speedy delivery,
Well mister Mcfeelie, if there´s postage due,
You can go fuck yourself, like Captain Kangaroo,
I can go to land of make believe, and I can pretend,
But in the end, I still have no friends.

Tou dou dou tou toudou tou toudou dou (x4)

Mister Rogers, I like your Cardigan sweater,
Mister Mcfeelie, shut up and give me my letter,
I don´t want to talk to you,
Don´t you understand?
Why are you inside my house?
You´re just my fuckin´ mailman!
I can go to land of make believe, and I can pretend,
But in the end, i still have no friends.

Tou dou dou tou toudou tou toudou dou (x8)

You can go to land of make believe, and you can pretend,
But in the end, you still have no friends.
You can go to land of make believe, and you can pretend,
But in the end, you still have no friends.

Tou dou dou tou toudou tou toudou dou (x4)

You, are my best friend too,
I share the same views and hardly ever argue,
Eat Spam from the can, watch late night C-span,
And rock out to old school, Duran Duran.

Your best friend is you, I´m my best friend too,
I share the same views and hardly ever argue,
Eat Spam from the can, watch late night C-span,
And rock out to old school, Duran Duran.

Your best friend is you, I´m my best friend too,
I share the same views and hardly ever argue,
Eat Spam from the can, watch late night C-span,
And rock out to old school, Duran Duran.

Your best friend is you, I´m my best friend too,
I share the same views and hardly ever argue,
Eat Spam from the can, watch late night C-span,
And rock out to old school, Duran Duran.