She´s as beautiful as a foot
She´s as beautiful as a foot
She heard somebody say, the other day

Didn´t believe it when he bit into her face
Didn´t believe it when he bit into her face
It tasted just like a fallen arch

She´s as beautiful as a foot
She´s as beautiful as a foot
She heard somebody say, the other day

Don´t put your tongue on the bloody tooth mark place
Don´t put your tongue on the bloody tooth mark place
Her face changing now, a guernsey cow

She´s as beautiful, oh so beautiful, beautiful as a foot
She heard someone say, the other day