Meanie Leanie come on down
Come and entertain the town
It´s friday night and we´re all bored
Times being called there is no more
Times being called it´s such a bore

Dan Abnormal not normal at all
It´s not his fault we made him this way
He´ll imitate you, try to ape you
But it´s not his fault Dan watches tv, tv, tv

Meanie Leanie stays up late
Mopes around gets in a state
The killer in your arcade
Shooting gangstas ready made
Cause that is where the future´s made

Dan Abnormal not normal at all
It´s not his fault we made him this way
He´ll imitate you, try to ape you
But it´s not his fault Dan watches tv, tv, tv

Dan went to his local burger bar
I want mcnormal and chips
Or I´ll blow you to bits
Give us it

It´s the miseries at half past three
Watching video nasties
He has dirty dreams when he´s asleep
Dan´s just like you and me
He´s the Meanie Leanie

Dan Abnormal not normal at all
It´s not his fault we made him this way
He´ll imitate you, try to ape you
But it´s not his fault Dan watches tv, tv, tv
Dan Abnormal not normal at all
It´s not his fault we made him this way
He´ll imitate you, try to ape you
But it´s not his fault Dan´s as normal as me