Well, I see you got your brand new leopard-skin pill-box hat
Yes, I see you got your brand new leopard-skin pill-box hat
Well, you must tell me, baby
How your head feels under somethin´ like that
Under your brand new leopard-skin pill-box hat

Well, you look so pretty in it
Honey, can I jump on it sometime?
Yes, I just wanna see
If it´s really that expensive kind
You know it balances on your head
Just like a mattress balances
On a bottle of wine
Your brand new leopard-skin pill-box hat

Well, if you wanna see the sun rise
Honey, I know where
We´ll go out and see it sometime
We´ll both just sit there and stare
Me with my belt
Wrapped around my head
And you just sittin´ there
In your brand new leopard-skin pill-box hat

Well, I asked the doctor if I could see you
It´s bad for your health, he said
Yes, I disobeyed his orders
I came to see you
But I found him there instead
You know, I don´t mind him cheatin´ on me
But I sure wish he´d take that off his head
Your brand new leopard-skin pill-box hat

Well, I see you got a new boyfriend
You know, I never seen him before
Well, I saw him
Makin´ love to you
You forgot to close the garage door
You might think he loves you for your money
But I know what he really loves you for
It´s your brand new leopard-skin pill-box hat