What do you get when you fall in love?
A guy with a pin to burst your bubble
That´s what you get for all your trouble.
I´ll never fall in love again.
I´ll never fall in love again.

What do you get when you kiss a guy?
You get enough germs to catch pneumonia.
After you do, he´ll never phone you.
I´ll never fall in love again.
I´ll never fall in love again.

Don´t tell me what is all about,
´Cause I´ve been there and I´m glad I´m out,
Out of those chains, those chains that bind you
That is why I´m here to remind you

What do you get when you fall in love?
You get enough tears to fill an ocean
That´s what you get for your devotion.
I´ll never fall in love again.
I´ll never fall in love again.

What do you get when you fall in love?
You only get lies and pain and sorrow.
So, for at least until tomorrow,
I´ll never fall in love again!
I´ll never fall in love again!